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Tuesday, 22 April 2008

  • I thought this was funny...


    Mvelopes Customer Service
    Incident #

    Chat Transcript - 04/21/2008 07:22 PM

    Hello! One moment while I go over your issue..... [07:14:50 PM]
    Mxxxxxxx Hxxxxx: Hello? [07:18:54 PM]
    Angel: I can help you with that. I have just two basic question before I can provide a confirmation number. What is the primary reason for cancellation? [07:26:26 PM]
    Mxxxxxxx Hxxxxx: The amount of time it takes to get tech. support [07:20:01 PM]
    Angel: Do you have any other feedback about the usage of the program? [07:27:34 PM]
    Mxxxxxxx Hxxxxx: Bill pay set up did not go well [07:20:58 PM]

    That really happened last night.  It seemed as though the 'Live Online Support Team' was trying to nurse babies and finish studying for her mid-semester finals @ the same time that she was attempting to provide tech. support for Mvelopes... Do you think her name was really Angel?  It sounds like an alias... for a STRIPPER!  I'm glad to be out of that 'Free Trial'.  I'm going to work with some off-line software instead.  Enjoy your day!

Sunday, 13 April 2008

  •     This weekend I'm de-cluttering.  What this essentially means, is that all of the wonderful stuff that I have accumulated in the last fifteen years is now suffocating and threatening to overtake me.  I would simply throw it out, if I wasn't afraid to touch it because it's coated in dust.  But honestly, it's more then that.  I think to myself..."What if in the future I need an ornate/sequin and multicolored feathered mask after I throw this one out?  Then I'll be fu*ked!"  So I put it back in it's dusty, neglected bin.  My parents always tackled big projects with their fool proof, time tested method.  Basically hiring someone else to do it for them.  Well, that's not going to f***ing happen. (*unless a detail oriented/ Nomadic/ alcoholic wonders into town offering his services at $10/hour ) I don't think I would have the nerve to ask someone to do what I couldn't bring myself to do. Even if I was paying them. Wait a minute, after I wrote that I realized it wasn't true.  Yes I would... I mean "Yes I will!"  Problem solved.  Thanks for helping me brainstorm that.

    * inside joke, pay no mind

Monday, 07 April 2008

  • Man, it's been so long since I've written anything on here, it took me four guesses to remember my password.  I also haven't looked at my former entries since I wrote them, and some of them are downright embarrassing.  Shout out to my Xanga friends,,, the red haired one, the alcoholic, the one with the eccentric father and cat, the one who blogs about her vaginal odors, the other one who blogs about her uterus, I've missed you guys.  Well, it took a lot for me to get up the motivation to even write these very few words.  It's like trying to take a twenty minute walk in the spring time when you've been sitting on your ass all winter long.

    P.S. It took me an additional seven minute to choose my font.  I ultimately settled on "Sylfaen", I hope you enjoyed it.

Friday, 21 March 2008

Tuesday, 13 February 2007

  • Love is...

    Love is not having to apologize for ejaculating in someones eye

    Love is going down on someone that smells like salty ass

    Love is when your partner doesn't reprimand you for passing gas forcefully in their crotch while spooning but instead tells you that it turns them on

    Love is when your partner lets the cat sleep on his back while he's stroking you with his hard dick

    Love is why you tell him his cock is huge when it's  the smallest one you've ever seen

    Love is why your dog is grateful when you belch in his face

     

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